The Hamstring Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Every deep ball Prescott throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
88%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.