The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.