The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.