The Checkdown Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.