The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.