The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cowboys defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Cowboys, Cowboys, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.