The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cowboys drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.