The Blown Coverage Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cowboys defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cowboys's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.