The Garbage-Time Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cowboys defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Cowboys scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jake Ferguson
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- Ryan Flournoy
- Michael Trigg
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.