The Blown Coverage Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cowboys defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cowboys's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- CeeDee Lamb
- George Pickens
- Javonte Williams
- Dak Prescott
- Brandon Aubrey
- Jake Ferguson
- Kendre Miller
- Ryan Flournoy
- Michael Trigg
- KaVontae Turpin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.