The Snap Count Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Cowboys defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cowboys, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.