The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Cowboys defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cowboys's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Javonte Williams
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- Jake Ferguson
- Kendre Miller
- Ryan Flournoy
- Michael Trigg
- KaVontae Turpin
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.