The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cowboys, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.