The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Cowboys drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.