The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Cowboys, Cowboys, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- CeeDee Lamb
- George Pickens
- Javonte Williams
- Dak Prescott
- Brandon Aubrey
- Jake Ferguson
- Kendre Miller
- Ryan Flournoy
- Michael Trigg
- KaVontae Turpin
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.