The Snap Count Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cowboys's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.