The Snap Count Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cowboys defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Cowboys, Cowboys, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.