The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Cowboys defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Cowboys scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.