The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Cowboys defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cowboys, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.