The Prevent Defense Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Cowboys defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
78%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cowboys, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.