The Late Scratch Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Cowboys defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cowboys, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.