The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
79%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cowboys drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.