The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dallas Cowboys
Dallas Cowboys defense
“The Cowboys defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dallas Cowboys defense's week
- The Cowboys will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Cowboys defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cowboys's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dallas Cowboys defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dallas Cowboys defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dallas Cowboys defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.