The Garbage-Time Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.