The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Swift finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.