The Snap Count Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.