The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.