The Snap Count Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.