The Stuffed Run Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Swift's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.