The Snap Count Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.