The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Ref: "Number Swift, that's a flag." Swift: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.