The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Swift gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.