The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Swift's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Swift drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.