The Sunday Night Fade Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.