The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Swift's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Swift, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.