The Mystery Tweak Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.