The Fumble Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Swift gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.