The Garbage-Time Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Swift, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.