The Stuffed Run Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.