The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Swift will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.