The Fumble Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Swift's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.