The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Swift scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.