The Phantom Flag Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Swift goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Swift's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.