The Hamstring Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Swift gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.