The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Swift's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.