The Snap Count Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Swift's stadium. Only over Swift.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Swift, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.