The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Swift gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Swift drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.