The Late Scratch Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- A mysterious flag erases Swift's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Swift goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.