The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Swift gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach says Swift is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Swift, Swift, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.