The Committee Backfield Hex of D'Andre Swift
D'Andre Swift · CHI · RB
“Swift breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Swift's week
- Swift rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- The broadcast shows Swift on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Swift's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse D'Andre Swift in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If D'Andre Swift is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing D'Andre Swift actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.